Becoming a Certified Coding Associate!

What a hiatus I was on!  Thank you for your patience while I got my life in order!  I have spend the last two and a half years as a student at my local community college.  I finally made a choice and answered that age-old question, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
My answer? A medical coder!

Training to become a medical coder was not hard, in fact it came pretty natural to me.  Craziest thing about it is I know I have number and letter dyslexia!  How can someone who transposes numbers/letters do something as number/letter heavy and important as this? Easy, we triple check our work!


Now I'm sure most of you have NO CLUE what a medical coder is or what a medical coder does... so let me give you a scenario and some information!  Lets say grandma goes to the hospital because she fell and broke her hip.  We want grandma to only be charged/billed for fixing her broken hip right?  So to prevent grandma getting a bill for a breast enlargement/vagina to penis surgery when she didn't have that done we use medical codes to correctly bill for what occurred.  There is a medical code for everything from grandma's falling and breaking her hip, to George's change to Georgette.  As a medical coder, it will be my job to ensure that we code everything correctly.  We don't want to overbill or underbill for any procedure and we don't want to say someone has cancer in their medical history when they were only getting a scan for it.  Coders can control what goes on your medical history for your whole life, from how you came into the world (V30.00) to how you left it (434.01) I can code pretty much any medical phenomenon there is.  I can code it in Current Procedural Terminology (CPT) or in International Classification of Diseases (ICD)  Of course in CPT it's all procedures and in ICD it's all conditions/diseases and where they are on/in the body.

Soon we will get to be more specific as we join the rest of the world in using ICD 10!

Medical coding is something I've grown to love going through the American Health Information Management Association (AHIMA) certified program at my college.  It's a job that can be accomplished both in an office or at home.  I hope, one day, to code from home making bank in my pjs sipping on all the Gevalia! 

Delicious sweet nectar...

Just yesterday (August 1st, 2013) I braved and passed the Certified Coding Associate (CCA) exam.  This is my foot in the door at many jobs.  Technically giving me the title of "Coder 1" in many facilities.  While I'm at the bottom rung of the coding ladder, there's no where to go but up from here (and I'm actually on the stinking ladder!)  I'm so excited to get to work in the medical profession and not have to see or smell poo, urine, or vomit... but power to those of you who do!

With that I will be rejoining Geek Juice and posting more reviews more often!  I'm sorry I was gone for so long, but now that I'm certified, I should have a little more free time since I'm not studying anymore!

Stonerville

The Tonnina Reviews: Stonerville!

The Tonnina brings you her first video review of the blog!  See what Tonnina thinks of this 2011 Screen Media Films movie!

Hope you enjoy!!

Pintester/Pinterest

The Tonnina here to spend a little time reviewing two sites I like to go to when I'm bored for 10 or 20 minutes.

Grand Master P! Also known as Pinterest!

First we will talk about the website called "Pinterest."
This site was something that was brought to my attention by my soon to be sister in law, in March.  I didn't visit it for a while, but when I did I went wild.  You see, Pinterest is a hub.  It hold a billion photos that link back to other sites.  You can find everything on Pinterest from photos of cute animals to crafts, to cute outfits, to recipes for yummy food.  You can make categories and repin things into your different categories, this way you seen half-way organized.  Later you can look at all the things you've pinned and go "I think I'll finally make that Cheesy Potato Fries!" or "I'll try this D.I.Y. home beauty mask!"

And before you waste your time making a huge mess, check out The Pintester because she's probably already tried it and can tell you if it's worth trying or not...

The Pintester herself in her glorious T-Shirt Infinity Scarf!

I happened upon The Pintester (Sonja Foust) one Friday night when I had nothing to do.  One of my friends linked her blog and I jumped at the chance to not be bored... Let me tell you, it was worth it!!!  I was in tears I was laughing so hard!!  The Pintester is so funny!  The way she talks(writes) and does her best to "nailed it" each and every pin she tests makes me smile every time.  She makes me laugh and I feel like if we ever met in real life, we'd be pals for a long while.

If you are looking for a good laugh about D.I.Y. adventures done by someone who isn't as crafty as Martha Stewart but still more competent than a 5 year old with a Sharpie Marker, then check out The Pintester.  You can follow her on Facebook and Twitter too!!

If you are looking for recipe ideas, design ideas, fashion ideas, crafty ideas, or cute things, check out Pinterest!  You can follow me on Pinterest if you'd like, mostly I pin food, cute animals and cute clothes!

School has BEGUN!

So if you're like "Where's The Tonnina been?"  The answer is in Pueblo, CO because that's where my college is.  I'm back at school again!! This semester will be a HARD one. (hhhhhhard) and I won't be as active on Geek Juice for the time being.  I'm taking 14 credits this semester which is 2 more credits than full time at my college.  I've got a bunch of homework everyday and this is just the start of week 2!  Don't worry, when I have the time I'll Juice it Up with the Geek Juicers but for now I'll be kind of MIA.  If something magical happens, like I finish my homework early or something and I have the time to post something, I'll do it.  For now I'm just going to sit on the side lines!

See you upon my return!!!

Southwest Airlines & Airports

If you are a follower of any of the Geek Juice stuff that my husband and I write and star in, then you knew we flew out to CA for a mini vacation this last week.  I just wanted to offer up my review of the airline we choose to use for the flight and even a small review of the airports we used.

Our Airline: Southwest
Why we chose it (again): So as we all know flying now a-days has a crazy fees hidden everywhere: bag fees, change fees, non free soda pops and no snacks... I love that Southwest gives you two free bags and a free soda pop and two free snacks a person!  We have flown Southwest only once before, for a Christmas visit.  We knew we'd need more than one carry-on a person, so after seeing a LOT of Southwest commercials when watching football, we knew who'd get our business.  This was another instance where we knew we'd need more than one carry-on a person.  So why pay $25 for a bag to fly with us when we can fly it for FREE?!  As long as the bag is under 50lbs they will let you take TWO bags a person! TWO!!! That's two more than we needed this trip, but still!!  I know some flights do give a free soda pop, but the nice thing about Southwest is they give you peanuts or pretzels and a Nabisco snack pack with your free drink!  They have spirits and beer for sale, not crazy prices; I had my first Jack & Coke (zero) on the flight home and it was only $4.  Basically the same price at some restaurants.
My rating: I give Southwest Airlines an 8 out of 10!
Reasoning: I love the free stuff they give you.  The prices aren't terrible, when comparing to other airlines (which you have to do on another site, you can only find Southwest flights on Southwest.com) they are somewhere in the middle.  Southwest will not let you pick your seats prior to printing tickets.  They give you a letter (A, B, or C) and a number (1-60) on your ticket when you print it (either at home or at the airport).  The sooner you print it, the lower your letter and number combo, the sooner you get on the plane.  You get to your gate and then when the plane comes, you stand inline in the order of your letter and number.  You then board in order.  This allows a faster and more civil boarding experience.  Southwest doesn't fly out of all airports, this causes us to bypass the much closer Colorado Springs Municipal Airport and head to Denver International Airport.  This is pain for us because of the toll road, E-470, and the extra gas for us to get to the airport.  The worst part is the ride home from DIA; it's about an extra hour's drive to get home.
Wrap it up: So if you need to get somewhere with more than one carry-on bag per person, fly Southwest!  They let your bags fly for free, you get free snacks and a free soda pop!  It's hard to get seats where you want them sometimes, but it's worth it in my humble opinion.

Our Airports: Denver International Airport (DIA)
Why we chose it: Mostly since Southwest doesn't fly out of any other CO airport, we picked DIA.  I know there's conspiracies about this airport.  I don't get a creepy vibe from it.
My Rating: A 8 out of 10!
Reasoning: Although the tent like top freaks me out a little and gives me vertigo, I like the look of the airport.  It's very different.  It's big and well laid out.  I like riding through the "subway" to the different gates.  If you get there early enough, you can fully enjoy this airport.  If you find yourself at a "C" gate, go to Dazbog Coffee, it's amazing!  If you have time for lunch or dinner, get something to eat at Chef Jimmy's Bistro & Spirits in gate "A".  There are good coffee, snack, and food places in all gates!  If someone is picking you up, DIA will allow non fliers to gather in the Jeppesen Terminal (Where you get your bags and go through security) which is large and interesting.
Wrap it up: If you have to fly out of DIA or if you have a layover here, there are worse places to go.  Enjoy the crazy murals and wonderful shops and food.  It's a great airport; if a little big.

Our Airports: Los Angeles International Airport (LAX)
Why we chose it: Again, mostly since Southwest doesn't fly out of all airports or cities, we used LAX.  LAX is pretty close to where we were headed, and this time around there was no flight from DEN to ONT or SNA (Ontario or Santa Ana)
My Rating: I give it a 6 out of 10!
Reasoning: The security sucks... Not one of them smile at you, and you feel rushed because of how many people are at this airport.  Granted, DIA is also an International airport, but they almost never have a line when we fly, there is ALWAYS a line at LAX.  There's a starbucks every 20 feet, it's like a law there or something.  The way they do their checked bags is weird.  You go up to the ticket counter, check the bag, get your bag tag, then walk the bag over to the checking security area.  They take your bag and throw it on to a moving belt with a HUGE (I'm guessing here) X-ray machine to scan your bag.  I get why, I just find it a little weird.  Also SO MANY PEOPLE!!!  The bathrooms are always full; they feel dirty. There's almost NEVER a seat near a plug in if you need to charge your phone or something.
Wrap it up: Security, bathrooms, and loads of people ruins it for me.  The glowy sticks (in the photo) outside when leaving or arriving is cool.  Flying out over the ocean to leave is always fun.  It's a middle of the road airport, there are more boring places to be as well as better places to be.

1984 (Nineteen Eighty-Four)

The Tonnina is offering one more Dystopian Review!  This is actually a review of both the movie and the book, 1984.

Nineteen Eighty-Four

Year: 1984

Country: UK

Genre: Science Fiction, Dystopian

Director: Michael Radford

Stars: John Hurt, Richard Burton, Suzanna Hamilton, Cyril Cusack

1984
Year: 1949
Country: UK
Genre: Science Fiction, Dystopian, Political Fiction
Author: George Orwell
Characters: Winston Smith, Julia, Big Brother, O'Brien, Goldstein



The movie follows the book quite well, it skips around and leaves out a few not so critical parts in the story, but that's okay.  It tells the important parts of this crazy love tale/political oppression story.
The story is set in 1984, in Oceania, a country run by a totalitarian government.  Apparently Oceania used to be the Americas, Austraila, Southern Africa, and the UK, and the main character, Winston Smith (Played by John hurt in the film) even recalls Old London at some points in the story.  Oceania is always at war with either Eastasia or Eurasia.  Always at war with one and always an ally with the other.  It's a flip flop, back and forth war and Oceania seems to be stuck in the middle of it.  Ingsoc is the political ideology of the government here in Oceania.  There are telescreens in every home, shop, and work place.  These Telesceens allow Big Brother of Ignsoc (English Socialism in Newspeak) to be ever vigilant and watch his people working, living, and hating Goldstein the traitor.  You must love Big Brother and hate Goldstein.  Goldstein wanted to break up the totalitarian government, and had many people working for him to do so.  It didn't work out though and now the whole country is against Goldstein; He is a traitor.

It's a map! Yay! Now we can see the countries...

Winston's job is quite simple, he is a writer.  He writes what Big Brother tells him to and he fixes mistakes.  Even mistakes that were made years ago.  One example the book and movie both use is that Big Brother said there was to be no reduction in chocolate rations for the year of 1984.  Well, they needed to reduce it.  To make it sound pleasant, Winston re-writes the news story as the chocolate rations were at 20 grams and now they are going up to 25 when in reality they were at 30 grams and are now going down to 25.  This doctoring of documents is also used to keep the names of unpersons, those who've been arrested and disposed of, out of the news.  We only want current living people to be in the news, books, and stories.
Speaking of news, books and stories, have you heard of the new 10th edition of Newspeak?  It's this thick, but the 11th edition will be thinner.  More words are being destroyed each day!  Why do you need so many words to describe when something is bad when you can just say it's ungood?

Oh, it appears the 11th edition is out!

Alright so back to the review.  I read part one of the book and the very first few pages of part two.  I didn't finish it in time to review just the book for Dystopian month, but I really wanted to so I watched the film.  The book goes into so much greater detail than the movie, but then, that's what books are supposed to do.  The movie can actually show you what's happening.
Here's a quick break down of how the story is played out: Winston is wanting to know about the world before the war started.  He barely remembers it since he was very young when the war started.  He knows he can get arrested for this, it's called Thoughtcrime and he will be taken away.  He's sure of it.  Winston has this diary that he got from an antiques shop and he writes in it, a lot.  He figures he'll die because he's written down his thoughts and they will say he's committed thoughtcrime.  He wanders back to the shop and buys a glass paperweight that has a piece of coral in it... then he learns of a room the shopkeep has upstairs.  Winston toys with the idea of living there for a moment but thinks he better not.  He sees this brown haired girl as he is trying to get home and Winston recognizes her as a woman he works with.  Winston bumps into this woman the next day at work, she passes him a note claiming she loves him.  He's taken aback because he thought she was working for the thought police.  Julia, played by Suzanna Hamilton, is a member of the Junior Anti-Sex league.  She wears their red sash over her blue cover-alls.  Winston has a dream (in the book) about seeing her naked, he believes she's never been with a man because she's a part of the JASL.  They eventually get together in the antique shop room for let.  There's no telescreen in there so they can talk about anything they wish and do whatever they wish.  Of course Winston and Julia have relations and talk about the oppression.  Eventually they are caught and then there are torture scenes and boy does it get creepy!  In the end, Winston submits to Big Brother and is let go, but only after he confesses to his crimes, even crimes he didn't commit.  At the very end, Julia and Winston meet again and try to apologize but they realized that when you are tortured, all you care about is your life.  You couldn't care less about the other person so long as you get to live.  Which is sad, because when they were hiding out in the room to let, Winston expressed his fear of "them" having control over your emotions.

True Love? Yeah, until Big Brother starts torturing you.

The movie is good, it's older, but it's good.  It's actually not as boring as I thought it might be.  It has great cinematography and stayed very true to the important parts of the book.  The book is a wonderfully wordy read.  I've been at it for over a month and still haven't finished it, it's rather long, but part of that is my fault.  I should read more often than I do.  I will warn that there is full frontal female nudity and torture in the movie, so if you aren't comfortable with that, you might want to stick to the book... I've not read that far into it, so the book may be just as bad.
There are a few things I had problems with in the movie.  They call everyone Brother or Sister in the movie, but in the book they are to call everyone Comrade.  I like the Comrade better.  I also thought Winston looked to old in the movie.  John Hurt looks an awful lot like David Bowie. In my head he looked younger, but that could just be how I'm interpreting him... I also thought Julia would have longer hair.  But again, that's just my imagination.

So check out either the movie or the book or be like me and check them both out; I enjoyed them both!!  I got my book at Hastings and watched the film on Netflix!

OH and PS,

Dark Shadows

The Tonnina here to sort of review Dark Shadows...

I say sort of because, well... I'm just going to do a pros and cons list of the movie... So SPOILERS!!! Obviously I'm going to talk about the film so if you haven't seen it, don't read this, unless you want to spoil the flick.  I'm going to start with what I had to say on Trailer Park about this movie...
     "I'm pretty sure just about everyone in Trailer Park says that this movie is a groaner... they may not want to acknowledge it's existence, but it does exist.  I never watched the TV show but I do fancy Johnny Depp and Tim Burton.  I'm also a fan of Chloe Moretz (she was Hit Girl)  I may not see this movie in theaters because I might be the only one in my house who wants to see it, but that's what netflix is for right?!  I will say that I'm not really a fan of this particular trailer for it though... It makes the movie seem so dull and lifeless... Or maybe that's just a tiny bit of Josh rubbing off on me!"

Well I saw it in theaters with my Ma and sister and my old co-worker... I wasn't even planning on seeing it, my Ma was just like "let's go!" so we went and now here's my list...

She's a very pretty kid... She's going places!

Pros

• Chloe Moretz and Johnny Depp.  I like both of these actors... I really REALLY enjoyed Chloe as Hit Girl and had high hopes she would be just as awesome in this movie... She plays Carolyn the 15 year old daughter of Elizabeth.  I really REALLY liked her performance... until... well we will get to that in the cons.  Johnny was great.  My husband thought, "This is just Capt Jack as a vampire" but honestly, it's not even close to Capt Jack... it's more like Edward Scissorhands meets Victor Van Dort from Corpse Bride.  He's a gentleman... most of the time.  It's enjoyable to see his character learn to "live" in the 70's a whole 200 years after he was buried.  I liked  what Johnny Depp's character, Barnabas does in the movie... for the most part.
• It has a handful of laughs.  Most of the funnies from this flick are the words that come out of Barnabas' mouth... like "Birthing Hips"; when he learns Carolyn is 15, he states "And without a husband!  Put those birthing hips to good use or your uterus is going to shrivel up and die!"  Pretty cute and worth a ha-ha.  Most of the film, however isn't that funny.
• Helena Bonham Carter.  In most of her roles she's a crazy person... in this film, she's really great... I think that her character was my absolute favorite.  The Doctor had no flaws in character (well almost no flaws, I mean she did try to become a vampire by taking Barnabas' blood... and in the end it worked!) She was witty, funny, and REAL.  I liked her a lot.  It's a shame she had to die!!

I also liked the Doctor's outfits... She was really great!

Pretty short Pros list...
Cons.

• Carolyn is a fucking werewolf.  EXCUSE ME?!  I'm so mad about this I could spit.  In the 1960's tv show Carolyn is actually Barnabas' spy and never EVER a werewolf.  I mean she's not even a Collins' in the old tv show!  Now I've never seen the show(s) but a little bit of research can go a long LONG way.  Wanna know my main issue with this? It's fucking Twilight ripoffs... Carolyn NEVER had to be a werewolf.  She could have just been a normal rebellious 15 year old.  It wasn't necessary for the plot.  Hell it happens at the end of the damn movie!  It's not worth it.  This was just Tim Burton trying his damnedest to get on the Twilight train of teenagers.  NOT WORTH IT TIMMY!

Open wide!!

• The "special effects".  Okay, I'll give the ghosts to ya.  Those were pretty cool. The rats and the seagulls in the canning plant and the rat in the secret hallway? STUPID.  It looked like something out of 1991...  LAME!!!  And I don't get why you have to have blood ALL OVER Barnabas' mouth every time he bites someone.  It's not realistic... oh yeah I know vampires aren't real, but blood is and just from a tiny bite that much blood? No not happening... Also get your damn bite marks right.  Spacing people, SPACING!!!  The cuspid teeth are the ones that get long and sharp on a vampire... they are teeth numbers 6 and 11... that means there are four teeth in between them... So please don't make it look like someone got poked in the neck with a two pronged fork... Get some spacing in there!!!!

• How Adult this film was.  It was rated PG-13... But I was a little uncomfortable that my 16 year old sister was watching it with us... I mean there is Vampire on Witch sex and it is violent.  Yeah my sister knows what sex is, most teens do, but it's like borderline softcore porn... I didn't think it had to be that... *shudders* blech.  It just wasn't a good scene.  I HOPE that most parents didn't bring their 8 year olds to see this movie... the sex scenes (there's more than one!!) were intense, the blood is all over the place, the ghosts are not scary, but might plague a child who has an over active imagination.  It also has drug use in it... there's pot smoking, of course I mean this is the 1970's.  It's not essential to the story, but it's part of life back then.  I hope that the kids know that those drugs are not legal and they shouldn't use them... oh listen to me, turning into an after school special.

Above the Influence... The More you know... Just say No to drugs!

• It wasn't that funny.  It really wasn't... It was a lot of talking... Business talk and sex talk... A little bit of love talk and then like a tiny amount of funny talk.  The jokes are alright, I mentioned one up in Pros.  I feel like it could have done better in the "jokes" department... Pretty much all the funny parts are in the various trailers.  I have the feeling the hypnosis deal was supposed to be funnier than it was.  It was silly the first time Barnabas does it because he's using it on Willie Loomis the servant and Willie is smashed... DRUNK.  But that's the only reason it's funny.
• Eva Green.  UGH.  She's toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo skinny.  And I'm not just saying that cause I'm a chunky gal.  She looks like she may have blown away if the wind picked up.  She is so thin she looks sickly.  I don't like the character; I'm not supposed to, she's the villain.  I hate all of her scenes... She may be a good actress, I don't know I've only seen her act in two movies, this and the Golden Compass and I don't recall her character in that film.  I don't like her face, I don't like her body.  I think it has something to do with how much she looks like Kristin "I have no emotions" Stewart and the FACT that her lips are too wide for her face.  She's frightfully thin... We should set up a fund to feed the starving actresses...  Send her some cheeseburgers!

This photo's obviously shopped but she really is too thin.

• I hate the portrayal of witches in this film.  I wish they would have made it more clear that she was using BLACK magic and that she was using VOODOO and not just your average every day witch.  Yeah Barnabas is all "She's working for the Devil!" but most people think that all witches are working for the devil... they aren't, at least none of the witches I know aren't.  It's rude and a little religiously insensitive.
• The blood transfusion.  Now that I've taken Bio class I know that our red bone marrow produces new blood cells every day, hell yours is doing it right now!  Each red blood cell lives for about 28 to 31 days, so a month... If Barnabas completely removed his blood and replaced it with a human's blood, he'd only be human for a month before his red bone marrow would completely replace the human blood with vampire blood... Wait a tic, do vampires even have blood?
• The ending.  OH COME THE FUCK ON!  Here's another Twilight rip off.  Let's make him bite her and turn her into a vampire!!!  I can't believe this BULL SHIT!  It makes me mad, now I'm not sure if that's how the series went in the 1960's or not, but it still angers me.  I don't see what is wrong with him and "Victoria" living their lives together while he never get's old... it's sad, but at least she's not a vampire! At least it doesn't rip off a shit movie!!

How I felt typing all this out...

Well that about wraps it up... my pros and cons of this movie... Honestly I didn't really like it.  You don't have to agree with me but you can leave me comments!  Cheers!!


EDIT I'd just like to add, I HATE Twilight... I'm not sure if I made that clear or not... I don't want it to sound like I'm mad that Twilight doesn't get recognition or something... that is one awful series and I'm not saying that I'm upset Dark Shadows shares similarities; I'm upset Twilight exists and causes other films to think "We can only be successful if our movie has vampires AND werewolves in it!"